Hmph

I wish I was a giraffe. Anyone that knows me understands this about me. I love their serene nature. I love their magnificent beauty. I love how kind they are and also how freaky. I mean seriously...they are ridiculous. I love how they have sex. The male mounts the female from behind but because of their height it is the most awkward sex I've ever seen....

I wish I could be a giraffe. Then I wouldn't be doing this.