Jess: I'll give you 2 dollars if you can tell me what this pic is of (phone pic of brandon's hand holding my foot on the couch)
Anonymous friend: Brandon giving you a foot massage?
Jess: Hahah nope. We were clasping hand to foot while watching tv. New mode of cuddling.
Anonymous: I haven't cuddled in over a week. Can I have a pity dollar?
Jess: Sure, you figured out it was my foot. That was half the bet....
2 days later...
Jess: Crying cuz I cant see, Brandon left, and I still have to work at Wu Yee for 2.5 more months. So now I am going to get In n Out.
Anonymous: I'm crying too. Finishing a bag of popcorn. In bed.
Jess: What's wrong with us, we are never happy.
Anonymous: TEACHING.
Jess: Maybe this is a hint...what else r we gonna do with our lives?
Anonymous: The only idea ive heard so far is prostitution.
Anonymous: Just upgraded to beer in bed.
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